As Movember draws to a close, I become melancholy at the thought of my colleagues shaving each of their bushy wonders as a month's worth of facial hair growth has produced some rather dashing efforts in the moustache department - from the comedy to the obscene. All in the name of charity, such a wondrous effort. But I with sleep easy knowing that these little bad boy moustache straws can be made in a fraction of the time and do not come with the usual hindrances such as catching debris or the relentless urge to stroke them.
Simply draw your own on card or print the moustache template below and use a hole punch to make a hole just right to push through your straw. Everyone can get involved - children need not wait for puberty and woman need not wait for middle age, they can wear a tash whenever the moment takes them and join in with their men folk.